So Who Will Win The Straight White Able-Bodied Cissexual Male Comedian of the Year Award?

And who cares? Nominations include Tim Key's charmingly named show "Slutcracker" and Pete Johansson who has onstage mimed raping an unconscious woman and then said "rape is funny". Really - go to 2.34m on this clip. If that's what you get prizes for - I don't want one.